11.13.11

Blue Eyeshadow

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I’ve been trying to educate myself on how to apply make up nicely. And like the nerd that I am I started by googling it. And it hasn’t really been very successful.

I don’t know, I just really don’t care that much. And I always thought make up is a weird concept anyway. Oh hang on, I’m almost ready, I just need to finish painting my face. It’s a weird thing when you think about it. I’m not saying it’s a heinous crime to enjoy applying make-up, I can understand the attraction of it, it’s like art only for your face. I guess lots of things seem weird when you really think about it. Like sleep. Sleep is so weird. Every night we just lie down, lose consciousness for a couple of hours and see weird images inside our minds.

But back to make up, on my quest for knowledge on the topic I came across an article entitled “Is it wrong to use blue eyeshadow?” and I just wanted to shout sarcastic comments at the screen. Because wearing blue eyeshadow is obviously one of the great crimes of the modern era. No it isn’t bloody wrong to wear a shade of eyeshadow. Even if it makes you look hideous then it still isn’t wrong BECAUSE IT’S JUST EYESHADOW. No one should care about what you paint on your eyes. Or eyelids I guess. I don’t think painting your actual eyes would be all that comfortable.

10.31.11

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Aaaaahhhh, ooooohhhh, I haven’t blogged here in forever. Well obviously not literally forever. For a while. Well a month and a bit. That’s not too bad is it?

Not going to be an interesting blog. Because right now my life is being taken up with UCAS and applying to university. I have been checking my UCAS every two hours, hoping maybe it will change and I’ll get an offer somewhere. But nope. It just sits there, staring back at me. Mocking me.

Also Doctor Who happened. Have I talked about Doctor Who yet? Because dayum. I loved the second half of series six, but I did find the final to be a bit of a let down. Finals should make me cry and scream at the screen and be a complete emotional wreck. This won just sort of left me disappointed. It wasn’t even that confusing; everyone had already guessed most of it. Oh, the Doctor’s a robot. I guess that’s cool. At least Craig’s hat didn’t get destroyed. All very “meh”.

Anyway, that is all for now and I am going to the dentist. Yay.